DATE MY MOM??? (91108, San Marino, California)
alrighty so here is the thing, im trying to find my momma a good man! facts about my momma: 1. She is 53 2. she is 100% CUBAN!! 3. she has 4 kids 4. she is extremely funny 5.she is a hard worker 6. she is super sweet 7. she does not put up with BS! 8. she loves going to new places 9. she is extremely caring.. 10.. She is just the best mom ever!! so why am i putting this ad up you ask? well she has met her share of losers, and im tired of it! she deserves the best, and only the best! so what does it take to date my mom? 1. be an honest guy, both her and i despise liars! 2. be sweet! every woman deserves a great guy 3. dont be a creeper! \ 4. have a sense of humor! 5. act your age! she already has kids..im not trying to add a sibling here! 6. dress to impress..who likes a slob? 7. be considerate 8. be a man of your WORD! in other words..dont say your going to do something and then flake.. 9. must like going to new places, theme parks..ect 10. must be good looking!! i dont want my mom dating someone who looks 80 now... 11.must like animals..she has a dog and a pet parrot 12. MUST be financially stable...she has her own bills..she doesnt need to pay for your too! 13. must like kids! although 3 of us are already grown... i do have a little sister 14. BE A REASONABLE AGE!!!! she is not going to date a kid! and i WONT let her date someone too damn old either..lol.. how about 48-56..sound good? now i can go on and on...but the point is, treat my mom great...she deserves it.. her great guy is out there somewhere...im just trying to speed up the process :) so if you are interested in DATING my mom, leave me a message with your info AND A PIC! ... and tell my why i should introduce you to my momma :) and if you dont get my sense of humor...lord...please do not respond.. cause you would not be able to keep up with my family! alrighty then... have an awesome day!!
Dear God, I cannot believe I am posting on http://dating-for-married.net list. What the fuck. Who I am: gorgeous, 5'11'' tall, curvy amazon with a sarcastic sense of humor and a love for animals and fashion. I just graduated college and I am absolutely hating being unemployed; I wish someone had told me that being a biology major meant being poor forever. I laugh at everything, mostly completely inappropriate stuff that no one else laughs at. I think I seem like a hilarious cynical bitch to a lot of people, but I'm secretly shy and incredibly kind and and polite and completely adoring of the people closest to me. Who I am looking for: basically anyone who is into the brutally honest description of myself above- that is, if you're taller than me . I like average-y looking guys. Athletic guys freak me out. I also like beards. If you're not a douchebag, that's great. If you don't believe in cheating on your significant other, that's awesome. Send me a pic, I guess? If you don't look terrifying, I'll probably send one back. Please please please don't send me a picture of your cock- I could go on ChatRoulette if that's what I really wanted. Oh, and make the subject line something non-roboty... like ''Response to Really Awkward http://dating-for-married.net list Ad''
Date married ladies/guys in your neighbourhood.
Hey Queen Creek Girl You There???????? (San Marino, California )
Hey Queen Creek Chick wanted to reply to you ad but i must have been flagged your 31 and beautiful and love music hit me up
just hang out nothing crazy 24yr (91108, CA, Los Angeles County)
who wants to meet a new person? im down. no expectations or any crazy shit just new friends to chill and maybe 420 it up. i dont really care what you look like at this point just send me a pic and ill send mine. itd be sweet if you were in my area. i really dont know anyone.
Ebony Woman Seeks Vanilla Guy for FUN!!!! 27yr (91108, San Marino, dating for married for PIC Looking to have FUN!!!
men w dreds 29yr (San Marino, 91108, CA )
29yrs ol.d single female 5'3 97lbs Medium length dirty blond hair and brown eyes. Attractive and fun to be around with. Like go bars and clubs once bluemoon. Dont like drama. Looking single black male has dreds. Under 44yrs old. Who is fun to be around milfs Doesnt smoke or do drugs. Mature,caring,honest,good sense humor and responble. Also gentleman. Not looking rappers,pimps,bums and men live family. If u interested please include pix with ur response.
Ugh. I know you exist! You're bright, you're clever, you've accomplished wonderful things, and you aspire to do more! You're content with yourself. You're confident! You're stylish! You're ADORABLE!!-- and not just by your mom's standards. And lastly, despite it all, you're humble and sweet. Come find me!! Pleeeaase! I like you already. And I'm fairly sure you'll like me too!-- As long as you don't expect me to go nude bar hopping with you, or something... I'll send you pics for pics, future friend . ;-) So send me some and tell me about yourself! I.e. What compelled you to respond to this posting in particular? The more dating for married the mo' bettuh! p.s., 22 minimum and 27--that's twenty-seven, TWOSEVEN!-- years of age maximum, please! THANKS, FELLERS! <3
Good Friends, Better Benefits 21yr (San Marino, 91108 , Los Angeles County)
Looking for a good time with someone that can keep my interest. I'm looking for a friend with benefits, something casual. I'm not looking dating for married Prince Charming, just a witty guy that can make me laugh and can rock my world in bed. I am a light skin latin woman, 21 years of age, with brown hair and eyes. I have pictures, send me your and I'll send you mine.
alrighty so here is the thing, im trying to find my momma a good man! facts about my momma: 1. She is 53 2. she is 100% CUBAN!! 3. she has 4 kids 4. she is extremely funny 5.she is a hard worker 6. she is super sweet 7. she does not put up with BS! 8. she loves going to new places 9. she is extremely caring.. 10.. She is just the best mom ever!! so why am i putting this ad up you ask? well she has met her share of losers, and im tired of it! she deserves the best, and only the best! so what does it take to date my mom? 1. be an honest guy, both her and i despise liars! 2. be sweet! every woman deserves a great guy 3. dont be a creeper! \ 4. have a sense of humor! 5. act your age! she already has kids..im not trying to add a sibling here! 6. dress to impress..who likes a slob? 7. be considerate 8. be a man of your WORD! in other words..dont say your going to do something and then flake.. 9. must like going to new places, theme parks..ect 10. must be good looking!! i dont want my mom dating someone who looks 80 now... 11.must like animals..she has a dog and a pet parrot 12. MUST be financially stable...she has her own bills..she doesnt need to pay for your too! 13. must like kids! although 3 of us are already grown... i do have a little sister 14. BE A REASONABLE AGE!!!! she is not going to date a kid! and i WONT let her date someone too damn old either..lol.. how about 48-56..sound good? now i can go on and on...but the point is, treat my mom great...she deserves it.. her great guy is out there somewhere...im just trying to speed up the process :) so if you are interested in DATING my mom, leave me a message with your info AND A PIC! ... and tell my why i should introduce you to my momma :) and if you dont get my sense of humor...lord...please do not respond.. cause you would not be able to keep up with my family! alrighty then... have an awesome day!!
Before we get into where to look, you may be wondering why dating married women is better than, for instance, single women. Simple. Married women have less men approaching them and, unlike single women, they all want casual encounters without any commitment.>>
Here goes. 21yr (San Marino, California )Dear God, I cannot believe I am posting on http://dating-for-married.net list. What the fuck. Who I am: gorgeous, 5'11'' tall, curvy amazon with a sarcastic sense of humor and a love for animals and fashion. I just graduated college and I am absolutely hating being unemployed; I wish someone had told me that being a biology major meant being poor forever. I laugh at everything, mostly completely inappropriate stuff that no one else laughs at. I think I seem like a hilarious cynical bitch to a lot of people, but I'm secretly shy and incredibly kind and and polite and completely adoring of the people closest to me. Who I am looking for: basically anyone who is into the brutally honest description of myself above- that is, if you're taller than me . I like average-y looking guys. Athletic guys freak me out. I also like beards. If you're not a douchebag, that's great. If you don't believe in cheating on your significant other, that's awesome. Send me a pic, I guess? If you don't look terrifying, I'll probably send one back. Please please please don't send me a picture of your cock- I could go on ChatRoulette if that's what I really wanted. Oh, and make the subject line something non-roboty... like ''Response to Really Awkward http://dating-for-married.net list Ad''
Date married ladies/guys in your neighbourhood.
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Hey Queen Creek Chick wanted to reply to you ad but i must have been flagged your 31 and beautiful and love music hit me up
just hang out nothing crazy 24yr (91108, CA, Los Angeles County)
who wants to meet a new person? im down. no expectations or any crazy shit just new friends to chill and maybe 420 it up. i dont really care what you look like at this point just send me a pic and ill send mine. itd be sweet if you were in my area. i really dont know anyone.
Ebony Woman Seeks Vanilla Guy for FUN!!!! 27yr (91108, San Marino, dating for married for PIC Looking to have FUN!!!
men w dreds 29yr (San Marino, 91108, CA )
29yrs ol.d single female 5'3 97lbs Medium length dirty blond hair and brown eyes. Attractive and fun to be around with. Like go bars and clubs once bluemoon. Dont like drama. Looking single black male has dreds. Under 44yrs old. Who is fun to be around milfs Doesnt smoke or do drugs. Mature,caring,honest,good sense humor and responble. Also gentleman. Not looking rappers,pimps,bums and men live family. If u interested please include pix with ur response.
So I'm dating this married girl. She's very cool and we only kissed a few times. She cheated on her husband before and I know damn well she is not in love with him. I could have slept with her at least twice but my morals said "NO">>
Where ARE you!? (91108, San Marino, CA, Los Angeles County)Ugh. I know you exist! You're bright, you're clever, you've accomplished wonderful things, and you aspire to do more! You're content with yourself. You're confident! You're stylish! You're ADORABLE!!-- and not just by your mom's standards. And lastly, despite it all, you're humble and sweet. Come find me!! Pleeeaase! I like you already. And I'm fairly sure you'll like me too!-- As long as you don't expect me to go nude bar hopping with you, or something... I'll send you pics for pics, future friend . ;-) So send me some and tell me about yourself! I.e. What compelled you to respond to this posting in particular? The more dating for married the mo' bettuh! p.s., 22 minimum and 27--that's twenty-seven, TWOSEVEN!-- years of age maximum, please! THANKS, FELLERS! <3
Good Friends, Better Benefits 21yr (San Marino, 91108 , Los Angeles County)
Looking for a good time with someone that can keep my interest. I'm looking for a friend with benefits, something casual. I'm not looking dating for married Prince Charming, just a witty guy that can make me laugh and can rock my world in bed. I am a light skin latin woman, 21 years of age, with brown hair and eyes. I have pictures, send me your and I'll send you mine.
